As And One Presents: The Boo-Yaa T.R.I.B.E. prepares to bring an Intramural Championship T-Shirt back to the Too Real International Boo-Yaa Empire's Wall of Fame, we have compiled a list of goals to be completed by the time of our crowning. We have decided to share our list with you in the inaugural Intramural Diary Post here on Oleville. Enjoy.

1) Score the phone number of an opposing player's girlfriend;
preferably a member of the GQ Unit. Need I say, too easy?

2) Remind the Raiders and the Blazers that better teams already have those names.
Then remind them that And One Presents: The Boo-Yaa T.R.I.B.E. is the best team on earth with the name And One Presents: The Boo-Ya T.R.I.B.E.

3) Switch from Grey Goose to Gatorade Frost and Grey Goose.

4) Remind Git-R-Done that they meant to say Get Her Done. Then Remind them that this is a silly name, and that Girls can't play sports.

5) Tease Whole Lotta Game. Tell them that their name should have been Whole Notta Game. Then laugh at them.

6) Tell the cute referee that she might be able to get a date with The Prime Sinister and/or but not exclusive to Juan H as long as she doesn't enforce the dribbling rule for us.

7) Bring home an opponents achilles tendon after every game.

8) Think outside the Bun after every win.

9) Tell at least one player from every team that we like the way his mouth eats.

10) Perfect the Flying V.

With Affection,
The Post Master General
on behalf of And One Presents: The Boo-Yaa T.R.I.B.E.